Naughty, Nadya… Octuplets Mom
Posted by lawman2 on February 17, 2009
Caveman’s Naughty, Nadya Rhyme
public says:
There once was a woman without a brain,
She was a bit touched, some called her insane.
The girl had 6 children already on California’s dime,
And said “Hey I think I will do this one more time!”
Poor Nadya’s mom working so hard, to help support,
Wishing now, she herself would have chosen to abort!
lawman says:
Naughty Nadya! You selfish bitch!
Neglecting your 6, just to get rich!
Nadya says:
“Don’t just implant 1 or 2 eggs, plant all 6!
I can afford them all, with my bag of tricks!
Don’t look so worried, it’s not all doom and gloom!
I live in mom’s small house, she’ll make more room!
No need for a big fuss, I have no worries here,
Taxpayers have been payin’ my way for years!
My new State check will be big, this is for sures!
And I’ve saved my money, while living on yours!”
By Lawman2
I can’t help but wonder, why didn’t the mother of these new 8 babies care enough about the other 6 she had at home enough to take the money she spent on creating the new 8, and put it towards buying a home for the 6 already here? The 6 that she already receives welfare on to support. The 6 that need her love and support.
Her publicist quit after receiving too many death threats. Which leads me to my next question…Who gets a publicist after they give birth? A woman looking to make a dollar! Was this all a way to make a movie deal, or a book maybe? Giving birth for cash, not a new idea but certainly a bold idea for a mother with 6 at home needing her attention and love.
Well, lucky for her the state will pick up the tab, and her mom has forgiven her for the kids sake. She can still live off of good ol’ mom and the California taxpayers! I still say SHAME ON YOU NADYA! YOU SELFISH BITCH!
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tothewire said
That’s not nice.
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Lawman2 said
made you smile didn’t i baby? hehehe
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Lawman2 said
come over here and i’ll whisper a different kind of naughty rhyme in your ear…
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tothewire said
Brat! lol
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Lawman2 said
My pretty wife can not deny me,
She craves the caveman you see!
I get away with way too much,
Like running my mouth and such!
All over looked and forgiven by her,
Because she loves how I make her purr!
32 seconds! your turn!
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tothewire said
Lawman is such a nerd,
Full of himself the big terd!
I can not rhyme as fast as him,
Because he is a sinner full of sin!
The devil whispers in his ear,
And he tempts me, when he is near.
I do love him, the big dope,
He hangs himself with too short a rope!
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Lawman2 said
baby you suck! that was 42 seconds!
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tothewire said
It may not read as well as yours, but it didn’t take me 42 seconds! I typed and never stopped! You had the watch, but I think I beat you!
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Lawman2 said
cavemen don’t tell tales! i won.
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Lawman2 said
now bring your sexy liberal ass into my office and i’ll have another one ready for your ears only!
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tothewire said
You’re not being nice. If you say I win, I’ll come see you…
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Lawman2 said
you win? hmmm let me think about this…
NOPE.
SO, what ya makin’ the ol’ caveman for dinner? hehehe
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tothewire said
I’m thinking something with peanut butter… lol
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Lawman2 said
baby don’t do me like that…i am but just a caveman! your very own neanderthal! how many women must envy you that one thing a lone! i haven’t even mentioned how priceless it is having your very own self centered, male chauvinist around the cave!
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bettyslocombe said
ahem, excuse me: pas devant les enfants.
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tothewire said
You made me laugh brat!
Okay, maybe since you put it that way, I’ll check and make sure the salmonella tainted snacks aren’t out dated before I serve them to you!
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tothewire said
lol Betty!
“Not in front of the children!”
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Lawman2 said
betty! she is pickin’ on the ol’ caveman!
http://bettyslocombe.wordpress.com/2008/07/20/pas-devant-les-enfants/
great post man!
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tothewire said
LOL Thank you for the heads up Lawman:
About your poem caveman…
“Many words and expressions occur which are of so indecent a nature as to render it highly desirable that they should be erased.”
Good timing Betty!
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dorian9 said
i think caveman is most entertaining raw and unplugged. tothewire not amused sometimes but always forgiving. true love.
good lyrics, both of you!
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Lawman2 said
not going to try your hand at makin’ a poem in less than a min.?
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Lawman2 said
no i was just teasing dorian! i liked your rhyme!
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tothewire said
Lawman you didn’t even know it rhymed until I read it to you S L O W L Y! LOL
How many seconds Dorian?
My fingers are crossed, I hope you win!
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dorian9 said
sorry dears i had too much wine last nite ( b-day bash) the brain having trouble focusing, much less rhyme..
however tomorrow is another day, huh?!
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dorian9 said
eight in the mornin
too early for rhymin
coffee’s old
fingers are cold
speed is the name
and this poem’s lame
it’s caveman’s game
so he’s to blame
27 seconds
okay guys and gals the clock is boss here but maybe we can let our <1 minute poems be judged by our peers and readers! at the very least we should save these poems in our poems category maybe cause they’re cute..
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fadingad said
Lawman- Who is pubic? At the beginning of your poem. I hate to tell you but (don’t you hate people who “hate-to-tell?” – they love to tell you) aside from being a bit mean-spirited and not using spell-check, I don’t understand the human need to fill our planet up with more people. “Be fruitful and multiply” was invented when the world’s population was about 40,000. I think we can take a moratorium on child-birth for a half-century and give the planet a break.
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Lawman2 said
frank guess it was a freudian slip lol
yep it was a bit mean spirited, i can’t excuse that.but hell the same people out protesting prayer taken out of school, birt control, and gay marriages will be jumping on this womans band wagon to support her!pisses me off!
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tothewire said
ROFLMAO Frank! Thank you!
I agree with Frank it is a mean post.
Dorian I LOVE THE POEM! YOU WIN hands down!
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Lawman2 said
atually dorian that is a great idea!
my problem would be time. making time to put them in poetry catagory.are you wanting to copy paste them onto a post? or just copy each individually and put them under poetry? tothewire has been teasing me because everything i write, i write within a ten to fifteen min time span. i just don’t have time to really put much thought or work into a well written post these days.
we need more authors.to post 3-4 new post per day at least keeps readers coming back for more.i can’t afford to spend too much time here. tothewire is pretty good about posting news from other news sites.
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Lawman2 said
the poems are fun, because you don’t really have time to think one through, and have no idea where one will end! lovin’ it!
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bettyslocombe said
You guys should have a roster: I’d love to help out but I am busy doing the samba. Lawman, don’t let your righteous fury tip over into mean spiritedness: it doesn’t suit you. I think that woman has a one-woman bandwagon;and I am right behind all those other things, especially birt control. Those birts are getting out of hand!
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dorian9 said
cut and paste into the poetry category – can we paste directly onto archives and bypass a new post? let me try and dig all of them up before i forget where they where written and paste them to a word doc ..i do like them because they’re spur of the moment, pure. written word when too thought out become too self-conscious. like john lennon’s best songs are the ones he wrote in a few minutes. and yeah betty’s right we gotta do something about controlling those birts…
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Lawman2 said
betty! yep,that damn birt control! lol you are right of course, i shouldn’t indulge in self righteousness. it does lead to mean spiritness and it doesn’t wear well on anyone, especially a caveman!
dorian if we change the date of the post (are we going to copy and paste them each separately?) to last month or the month before they will be archived.wordpress hasn’t any other way to archive them.
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