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Burglarizing the Burglars!

Posted by lawman2 on February 18, 2009


Patrick Rosario from Bellview, Washington was in his basement when he heard burglars upstairs breaking into his home!

The Seattle Times said the 32-year-old Mr Rosario, who had been laid off from his job as a Washington Mutual bank manager, called police while he sneaked out of the house.

He saw a white van sitting in front of his house with the motor running and the keys in the ignition, and he got in and drove it to a friend’s house. The police told him to take the van back, or he could be charged with stealing the burglar’s getaway vehicle himself! lol Police say the burglars left the televisions, a laptop computer and a jewellery box by the door and took off on foot.

This ol’ caveman says:

Patrick turned the tables on the thieves!

“Leave the shit. Our ride is gone!” they did greave!

They left his house on foot, empty handed and shamed

Can’t wait until the licence  plate is run and they are named!

I can see them now trying and failing, to press charges on the man,

Who outwitted the their dumb asses by stealing the getaway van!

 by Lawman2

You Can read more caveman’s perspectives from lawman Just A Caveman


3 Responses to “Burglarizing the Burglars!”

  1. tothewire said

    You’re so clever!


  2. Lawman2 said

    hey baby come over here and kiss your caveman! kathy and hoda just said on the today show kissing lowers your stress level!


  3. dorian9 said

    caveman that’s a nice one up there! and you’re a kissing bandit.
    the thieves get a double loser award.


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