Poetry(?)
1 minute (more and less) poems from the multi-faceted, talented ADKOB authors
this one started it all
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Lawman2 said
February 11, 2009 at Wednesday, February 11, 2009 e
here is a game we played with my mother as a child.you have to write a poem in less than 1 min. it has to rhyme no time for spell check… go!
went and read from my friend kay, she had something interesting to say.
pours her heart into her crusade, to save the world,even if they are made.
gotta love the image of her and her great big bat, leaving those liberals shakin and sayin “what was that?”
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Dorian9 said February 11, 2009 at Wednesday, February 11, 2009 e
i know a caveman he thinks he’s most wise
mighty with the pen
flies a steelbird in the skies
deep down inside just a regular guy
when kay’s got the bat
he hides
behind the wife
hehehe i did this in nine
okay the last line was a lie i couldn’t rhyme 46 seconds
Kay~Ms said
February 12, 2009 at Thursday, February 12, 2009 e
you guys are good!… I already said I can’t write! I couldn’t come up with somethng in 46 minutes!
Dorian, I do feel like I have an open mind… that’s why I say that God’s existence makes the most sense… I’ve looked at both sides…
My ‘bat’ is made of foam… it’s for hitting the dome ..
of the head that thinks
there is no link…
between earth and sky
and our Creator up high..
There.. that’s the best I can do… I did just come up with that in about 15 seconds… that’s kind of fun…
Tothewire said
February 12, 2009 at Thursday, February 12, 2009 e
Great job Kay!
Lawman is a nerd,
Or so we have all heard.
Dorian shares world peace
Another scoop of ice cream please!
Kay can rhyme better than me,
As now all the world can see!
We don’t know if O.T.A. can rhyme,
We haven’t read him in quite some time!
E_E oops ran out of time!
Now I can’t finish my rhyme.
1 min 5 sec… guess I lose!
Posted on February 17, 2009
Caveman’s Naughty, Nadya Rhyme
public says:
There once was a woman without a brain,
She was a bit touched, some called her insane.
The girl had 6 children already on California’s dime,
And said “Hey I think I will do this one more time!”
Poor Nadya’s mom working so hard, to help support,
Wishing now, she herself would have chosen to abort!
lawman says:
Naughty Nadya! You selfish bitch!
Neglecting your 6, just to get rich!
Nadya says:
“Don’t just implant 1 or 2 eggs, plant all 6!
I can afford them all, with my bag of tricks!
Don’t look so worried, it’s not all doom and gloom!
I live in mom’s small house, she’ll make more room!
No need for a big fuss, I have no worries here,
Taxpayers have been payin’ my way for years!
My new State check will be big, this is for sures!
And I’ve saved my money, while living on yours!”
By Lawman2
Lawman2 said
February 17, 2009 at Tuesday, February 17, 2009 e
My pretty wife can not deny me,
She craves the caveman you see!
I get away with way too much,
Like running my mouth and such!
All over looked and forgiven by her,
Because she loves how I make her purr!
32 seconds! your turn!
Tothewire said
February 17, 2009 at Tuesday, February 17, 2009 e
Lawman is such a nerd,
Full of himself the big terd!
I can not rhyme as fast as him,
Because he is a sinner full of sin!
The devil whispers in his ear
And he tempts me, when he is near
I do love him, the big dope,
He hangs himself with too short a rope!
Dorian9 said
February 18, 2009 at Wednesday, February 18, 2009 e
eight in the morning
too early for rhymin
coffee’s old
fingers are cold
speed is the name
and this poem’s lame
it’s caveman’s game
so he’s to blame
27 seconds
Tothewire said
February 18, 2009 at Wednesday, February 18, 2009 e
@ Lawman
You might be able to rhyme better than I,
But your grammar, is lacking here tough guy!!
While at University, did you read any books?
I’d say instead, you ate the covers by the looks!
Lawman2 said
February 18, 2009 at Wednesday, February 18, 2009 e
@ tothewire
you keep trying to rhyme! ok, i’ll beat you one more time! i am not new at this game… years of practice is to blame!
my mother taught us to play to keep us from being bored. and now my liltle rhyming words can be sharper than any sword!
you can try and try if you must but in the end you’ll just eat my dust!
42 damn!
Lawman2 said
February 21, 2009 at Saturday, February 21, 2009 e
what you don’t like my hehehe’s?
i found her secret shoe stash, turned it into a news flash! i’m still smilin’! wifes still cryin’!
it may be a fetish, i’m not sure, economy sucks, you may need a cure! better watch your investment spending… do i really come across as condescending?
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Dorian9 said
February 24, 2009 at Tuesday, February 24, 2009 e
here we have
a secret imelda
two twenty five not counting the nine
if it’s the number that baffled the caveman
it’s the order that impressed the dorian
34 seconds. darn.
Dorian9 said
March 22, 2009 at Sunday, March 22, 2009 e
you can run but you can’t hide
armed with the bible and the word
on keller’s high horse she rides
if the words don’t get ya the bat will
but don’t you worry, she’ll pray for you still
32 seconds. lawman where are ya – shall i call out a search party?
3/31 for betty, as inspired by “…no one i think is in my tree” line from ‘strawberry fields forever’. and trees.
betty climbed up a tree
to fetch the pussycat, you see
she tore her stocking
and was late for tea
so she decided
to take a nap, you see
when she woke up high on a limb
it was a quarter to three
she touched the moon
and all the stars that she could see
and never came down from that tree
no regrets, she said in a dream
she beheld the beauty of heaven, you see…
4/11 Dorian9 said
all’s well
as far as i can tell
betty likes my penning
‘hope she’s not pretending
i’m a glutton and a sloth
but my words they mean a lot
all’s well
as far as i can smell
ten after seven
dinner in the oven
have you ever seen a fat nun
kick a ball and run?
dorian said
May 18, 2009
uno due tre
three of my blogging friends are here
uno
on kay you can count on to pray for one and all
due
e_e always is the rational one of all
tre
princess never misses her curtain call
uno due tre
have a good day, y’all
dorian9 said
April 19, 2009 at Sunday, April 19, 2009 e
betty’s come down to have tea
with e_e galen and me
along came a caravan
of angry chimpanzees
the king’s got no bananas
they’re putting him out to sea
27 seconds
Dorian9 said
April 22, 2009 at Wednesday, April 22, 2009 e
i rather like the concept
of man evolving from the manatee
i never fancied the face
of a chimpanzee
but it’s half past three
and my dogs need to pee
it’s the end of the poem you see
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Dorian9 said April 29, 2009 at Wednesday, April 29, 2009 e
princess guessed right
she wins the prize
free trip to cancun
but they’ve cancelled the flight
the thinning of the herd
it’s coming soon
lest we forget
so live well,
take your meds
and move to tibet
Dorian9 said April 29, 2009 at Wednesday, April 29, 2009 e
muirnin called princess a twat.
that’s no way to treat a lady,
he must be a prat.
drew is a gent
says he worships the Word
but knows not what to do
when his preaching is spurned.
scripture is spent
by those who repent
as the flame was lit
and witches burned,
the devil is to blame
according to the gent.
love is spoken
but sin is the charge
and so the bard must depart.
dorian9 said
May 18, 2009 at Monday, May 18, 2009 e (responding to princess’ portrait of dorian)
hahaha
good one, hrh princess diana grace
the picture speaks for itself
all the facts are there
on a silver frame it goes
in the altar ‘neath the mirror
oh! what’s this i hear?
a whisper in my ear
‘she forgot the guitar’.
dorian9 said
May 20, 2009 at Wednesday, May 20, 2009 e
nous sommes
noi siamo
somos
we think
therefore
we are
we live
and then we die
as above, so below
the question is
where does everyone go
22 seconds. it’s a record. lawman can you hear me?
dorian9 said
May 28, 2009 at Thursday, May 28, 2009 e
wyndee! lighter than air! how does your garden grow?
she breezes in and out
brings smiley faces in the mix
telling us all about
the cool and misty place she’s been
tell us wyndee, lighter than air,
what flowers did you pick,
what songs did you sing?
last but not least,
what shoes did you wear?
40 second song for wyndee
dorian said
July 10, 2009 at Sunday, July 12, 2009 e
walter is quizzical
and john is cynical
betty plays caligula
princess plays irrelevant
dorian’s so gliberal
oh how we torture kay
we’re all derogatory
and bound for purgatory
then it’s satan’s fiery lair
possible and very likely
atheists are really stuffy
christians may be holy
but the flatulence just as smelly
oh how we torture kay
God’s golden hammer
may fall on our arses
enkilleridos, our only hope
is always on sabbatical
and lingering in the astral
heretics and heathens alike
question the sacrosanct scribes
oh the many ways
we torture kay!
we’ve done it all before
and no one’s keeping score
just let the comments flow
see how the darn thread grows!
dorian said
July 12, 2009 at Friday, July 10, 2009 e
did we leave the crocodiles in the arena, caligula?
* * *
fiddle faddle here comes nero
riding on a satyr named pirro
he’s come for the spectacle
dressed as an oracle
mad as a hatter
and spilling his wine
‘bring on the lions’!
he declared
before he got to his chair
that’s how he met his end
the lions slurped
and then they burped
and the christians smiled
and drank the rest of his wine…
excerpt from ‘emperor nero’s end’
from dorian’s book of bedtime stories
– this is why nobody wants me to babysit their children.
dorian said
August 18, 2009 at Tuesday
stupid wins for word of the day
somebody please buy a t-shirt from kay
an 8X10 glossy of palin goes to OTA
two thousand and twelve princess may vote
still waiting for keller to kill the goat
dorian kept gambling and went on the dole
hors loves cake with lots of chocolate on top
betty likes the clotted cream and the english stout
hors and betty well they ended up with gout
we can’t give this poem a sad and bleak end
how about i say the stinky bard farted again
and you’re all lucky you don’t get to smell
67 seconds. darn.
Princessxxx said
August 19, 2009 at Wednesday, August 19, 2009 e
town hall meetings packing heat.
bring your credit card scanner,
your gonna be rich.
god promised he would take the money from the evil,
and give it to the righteous.
praise the lord.
copyright, now.
Princessxxx said
August 19, 2009 at Wednesday, August 19, 2009 e
let’s have a poetry slam.
let’s slam september,
while we wait for october
then the pagans celebrate
princess slutty birth
and the great great halloween.
it’s an easy breezy cover girl afternoon.
oh and betty’s birthday, too.
a think that is an A+ 60 second poem.
obama the antichrist said
August 19, 2009 at Wednesday, August 19, 2009 e
hold on let me think
these poems really do stink
the 60 seconds is on the brink
oh no this poem will sink
i cant do this i am outta ink
wow the 60 seconds are over in a blink
HA 60 seconds and thats all i got! wow i suck
princessxxx said
August 19, 2009 at Wednesday, August 19, 2009 e
THIS B!TCH JUST GOT INDICTED FOR THIS CRIME.
ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS.
I HOPE SHE USES SATAN AS HER DEFENSE ATTORNEY.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
a 60 second rant,not bad, not bad at all!
1minionsopinion said
October 19, 2009 at Monday, October 19, 2009 e
I’ve never tried a poem in a minute
and I struggle
just to think how to begin it
But the time it ticks and tocks and ticks some more
and seconds pass and seconds more
dare I watch the clock
or keep my eyes upon the backspaces key..toolate i’m over…
1minionsopinion said
October 19, 2009 at Monday, October 19, 2009 e
Yeah, poetry and me
we’re like cookies and tea
like milk in the pudding
like a dog with a flea
I don’t know where it comes from,
I can say honestly.
dorian said
October 19, 2009 at Monday, October 19, 2009 e
yeah yeah yeah!
we’ve got another rapper here
bustin rhymes on the fly
let’s take it to the streets
take the dollars and the dimes
then off to the land of the holy see
princess will dance
and flirt with the guards
while everyone looks
to see the old pope
minion and i will run off
with galileo’s best telescope
yeah yeah yeah!
this i edited. so i cheated. and so, not a minute poem.
princessxxx said
October 21, 2009 at Wednesday, October 21, 2009 e
drugs
not hugs
white house thugs
prehistoric bugs.
1minionsopinion said
I’ve never tried a poem in a minute
and I struggle
just to think how to begin it
But the time it ticks and tocks and ticks some more
and seconds pass and seconds more
dare I watch the clock
or keep my eyes upon the backspaces key..toolate i’m over…
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dorian said
brava, minion!!
that’s the spirit. no time for editing, yeah? automatic writing is good. hey, you’re a natural!
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1minionsopinion said
Yeah, poetry and me
we’re like cookies and tea
like milk in the pudding
like a dog with a flea
I don’t know where it comes from,
I can say honestly.
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dorian said
yeah yeah yeah!
we’ve got another rapper here
bustin rhymes on the fly
let’s take it to the streets
grab the dollars and the dimes
then off to the land of the holy see
princess will dance
and flirt with the guards
while everyone else looks
to catch the old pope
minion and i will run off
with galileo’s best telescope
yeah yeah yeah!
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princessxxx said
drugs
not hugs
white house thugs
prehistoric bugs.
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dorian said
thanks for the rap, o princess sublime
hoping the demon bug is exorcised
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handmade said
Agreed!
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Cheyanne said
The paragon of unntiseaddrng these issues is right here!
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